Are you bored at home? Do you need something to do? How about a nice snack to help pass the time? A snack that is juicy, curved, and uncut? Well, you've come to the right place. Like you, bearded, tattooed August Alexander is at home. Also, like you, he is bored as fuck. There are but so many games to play, books to read, and movies to watch. He's Netflixed out, and since hooking up is out, August heads to the kitchen for a snack. Except he's been home too long, and his brain, like many of us, is fuzzy. He forgets what he went to the kitchen for, looks down, and distracted by his swinging cock. You would be, too! August grabs hold of his massive meat, starts to stroke, and spends the next few minutes tugging and pulling on that beautiful chocolate brown slab of beef until he spews a mouth-watering load all over his jockstrap. Hmmm. Now, what DID we come into the kitchen for?